Can you handle hot?

It's contest time, a contest in pain. Check out Lisa doing her best Walter White impression as we develop our new incredibly hot candy, Incinerators, in our secret underground lair. We truly don't know how hot this stuff is, and we want someone to test it for us. Do you like spicy food? Well we want to know where our new candy ranks. Our secret ingredients came without instructions and just had a hand written note that said, "Scorpion powder." So we whipped up a batch, and we need some brave subject to give us a rating for the scoville scale. (Editors note: After cleaning up after making the first batch, an amount I couldn't even see, made my tongue, lips and face feel like I was badly sunburned. But then again, I think ketchup to too spicy.) Comes in Flarey Cheery and Lazing Lemon.  If you video your reaction, and it's funny and we can post it, we'll send you a sweet swag bag! We're the sole judge Judy and executioners, void where prohibited, our decisions are final, enter as often as you wish, pictures are worth a thousand words, eat at your own risk, etc. We REALLY have no idea how hot they could be. Not intended to cure or diagnose any disease, blah blah blah...